A Love story

A Short but very touching  Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both  married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping  room on a
Transcontinental train from New Brunswick to Tampa Florida. Though
initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both
very tired  and fell asleep quickly...

He in the upper bunk And she in the  lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman  saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to  reach into
The closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully  cold."

Without skipping a beat, she replied "I have a better  idea," "Just for
tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow!  That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your  own fu*king blanket."

After a moment of  silence, he farted. And they traveled happily ever after