Friday, February 09, 2007

XX - THE SKUNK

something to make you chuckle!
>
>  A man and his wife were driving home one very cold
>  Night when the wife asks
>  Her husband to stop the car.  There was a baby
> skunk
>  Lying at the side of
>  The road, and she got out to see if it was still
>  Alive.
>  It was and she said to her husband, "It's nearly
>  Frozen to death.  Can we
>  Take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the
>  Morning?"
>
>  He says, "OK, Get in the car with it."
>  The wife says, "Where shall I put it to get it
>  Warm?"
>  He says, "Put it between your legs.  It's nice and
>  Warm there."
>  "But what about the smell?" said the wife.
>  "Just hold its little nose."
>  The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she
>  Used to beat him with died
>  At the scene....
> >