Tuesday, February 27, 2007

XX - The Wedding Ring

Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring
cut
 off from his penis after his mistress found the ring in his pants
pocket
  and got so mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:


1) having your mistress find out you're married.


2) explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.


3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.