True....

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who are the best surgery
candidates.
The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see Accountants on
my operating table; because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered."

The second surgeon, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think Librarians
are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles, chimes in, "You know, I like
construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC, shut them all up when
he observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no brains, and no spine; and the
head and the ass is interchangeable.