XXX - Irish stuff

 Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken  leg.

         Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get

      Me my slippers?"  

      "No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two

      stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their  beds.

        "Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."

        "Fook off you liar!".

        "I'll prove it," Murphy says.

 

        So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"

        "Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"