Fwd: good one

In Costco the other day I noticed an old man watching a teenager
sitting at the next table. The teenager had spiked hair in all
different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the
old man staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he
sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything
wild in your life?"

The old man did not bat an eyelid as he replied, "Got drunk once and
had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."