Now you know

For those of you who watch what you eat...* Here's the
final word on
nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth
after all of those
conflicting medical studies.


1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks than the
British or North Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks than the
British or North Americans.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks
than the British or North Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine
and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or North Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of
sausages and fats and
suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or North
Americans.

*CONCLUSION : Eat and drink what you like. Speaking
English is apparently
what kills you.*