Life Support

While watching the Cricket the other night my wife and
I were discussing life and death
I told her "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state,
dependent on some machine and
relying on fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull
the plug."  

She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my
beer Some days I hate being married to a smart bitch

 

"Know For A Fact that You Are Never Alone."