Marriage

> >Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited
> >about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the
> >wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
> >Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
> >The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
> >Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
> >Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
> >Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
> >Pharmacist: "All kinds."
> >Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"
> >Pharmacist: "Definitely."
> >Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
> >Pharmacist: "Of course."
> >Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
> >Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
> >Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes
> >for Parkinson's disease?"
> >Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
> >Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
> >Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
> >Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."