Joke of the day

The Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of the
>synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to The Rabbi
>and said: "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with
>the candle drippings?" "Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save
>them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and
>then they send us a free box of candles.

 

""Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual Question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way:"What about all these
>biscuit purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?

 

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap
>him with an unanswerable question."We collect them and send them
>back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free
>box of holy biscuits.

 

""I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard
>about how he could fluster the Know-it-all Rabbi."Well, Rabbi," he
>went on, "what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the
>circumcisions you perform?"

 

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to >the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick".