XX - Subject: 50 Years Later

On the evening of their 50th anniversary, a reminiscing wife found thenegligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on.She went to her husband and said "Honey, do you remember this?"(image placeholder)He looked up from his newspaper and said "Yes dear, I do. You wore thatsame negligee the night we were married."She said "Yes, that's right.  Do you remember what you said to me thatnight?"He nodded and said "Yes dear, I still remember.""Well, what was it?" she asked.He was not much in the mood for this, bet he sighed and responded, "Well,honey, as I remember, I said, 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out ofthose boobs and screw your brains out'."She giggled and said "Yes dear, that's it.  That's exactly what you said.So now its fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee.  What do youhave to say tonight?"He looked her up and down and replied “Mission accomplished."