A Russian in London

A Russian woman married an English gentleman and they
lived happily ever after in London . However, the poor
lady was not very proficient in English, but did
manage to communicate with her husband. The real
problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy
chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her
request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken
and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The
butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken
legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts.
Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so she
clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to
show the butcher her breasts! The butcher again
understood, and gave her some chicken breasts.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought
her husband to the store...

Stop, for a moment, and try to visualize what you
think she did. Then, scroll down.)

What in the world were you thinking?

Hellooooooo!!!!... ...her husband speaks English!

You..aaa...!!!