Confessions of a cool guy

LS - SL - April 06

Once, there was this guy, who personally felt that he has committed
lots of sinful crime and therefore decided to visit a church and
confess all of his sins. When he arrived at a church, he walked to
the confession area and spoke to the pastor. "Father, I am sinful."
"Yes son, just tell me what have you done, the Lord will forgive
you." "Father, I have a steady relationship with my girlfriend, it's
been 3 years and nothing serious ever happened between us. Yesterday,
I visited her house; nobody was at home except for her sister. We
were alone and I slept with her." "That's bad my boy, fortunately you
realize your mistake." "Father, last week I went to her office to
look for her, but nobody was around except for one of her colleagues,
so I slept with her too." "That's not very good of you." "Father,
last month, I went to her uncle's house to look for her, nobody was
around except for her auntie, and I slept with her too." "Father?
......... Father?" Suddenly this guy realized that there was no
response from the Father, he walked over and discovered that the
Pastor was not there. So he began searching for him. "Father? Where
are you?" He searched high and low, and finally he found him hiding
under the table behind the piano. "Father, why are you hiding here?"
"Sorry son, suddenly I remembered there is nobody around here except
me."