Friday, May 12, 2006

Eat shit.....

LS - SL - April 06

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes
of your time, I would like to ...

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she tried
to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in
the
door and pushed it wide open.

"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse droppings
all over her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.

"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a bloody good appetite, because
the electricity was cut off this morning."