XX - Little Johnny and Chores!!!

March 06 - LS - SL

Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a
farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores." Not yet," said
Little Johnny. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his
chores.

Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens,and he
kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He
goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for
breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in
my cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get
any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any
bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week
you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
halfway across the kitchen.

Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile, and says Are you
going to tell him, or should I?"