How Moses Got The 10 Commandments

 

God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments    for you that will make your lives better." The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."    "Can  you  give us an example?"    "Thou shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not interested." So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have    Commandments." The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor    thy Father and Mother." "Father? We don't know who our fathers are." We're not    interested. Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have    Commandments." The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou   shall not steal." "Not steal? We're not interested." Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments". The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou   shall not commit adultery." "Not commit adultery? We're not interested." Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have   Commandments." "Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?" "They're free." "We'll take 10."