Kiwi Habits

A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy. All the
Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, and the barman says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?" The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada." The
bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?" The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A tixidermist? What the hick is a tixidermist? Do
you drive a tixi?" "No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount
animals." The bartender grins and yells, "He's okay boys. He's one of us."