there is a smart guy staring at her butt.
* If you don't believe in oral sex,
keep your mouth shut!
* Opinion is like an ass hole,
everyone has one.
* A Mistress lies between
a Mister and a mattress.
* Chess players mate better.
* Excuses are like asses:
everyone has 'em and they all stink.
* If I could re-arrange the alphabet,
I'd put you between F and C K.
* Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage.
Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex.
* Impotence:
Nature's way of saying
"No hard feelings".
* If you think sex is a pain in the ass,
you're doing it wrong.
* There are only two four letter words
that are offensive to men -
don't and stop,
unless they are used together.
* The difference between a husband and a lover
is
the difference between day and night.
* I love you in blue.
I love you in red
but,
most of all.
I love you in bed.
* Prostitution is a hole sale business.
* A tight dress is like a barbed fence.
It protects the premises without restricting the view.
* It is good for woman to meet man in park,
but,
better for man to park meat in woman.
* What matters is not the length of the wand,
but,
the magic in the stick.
* Sex is like snow;
you never know
how many inches you are going to get
or
how long it is going to last.
* Good sex can correct poor posture,
or
at least make it stand up straight.
* I'm not attracted by a girl's mind ...
but,
by what she doesn't mind.
* Guns, don't kill people.......
Husbands,
who come home early,
kill people.
* Gettin' married
is
like getting into a bath tub.
After you get used to it,
it ain't so hot.
* Marriage is the only war
where
you get to sleep with the enemy!
