True stuff..

You can study and get any certificates.....

but,  you cannot get your own death certificate. 

(...... Barney Raymond). 


 

You may have DIALOG or MOBITEL connection,

but, when you sneeze,

all you say is:

 "HUTCH" 

(...... Mr.Hans W. ). 


 

You can 'bcom' an engineer,

if you study in an engineering college ..........

But, you cannot 'bcom' a President

even if you study in a Presidents College.

(...... Mr. R. Premadasa). 


 

A mechanical engineer can 'bcom' a mechanic

but, a software engineer can-not 'bcom' a software.

(...... Mr.Gamini W. ). 

  

 

You can find tea in a tea cup............

but, cannot find world in a world cup!

(...... Mr. Arjuna Ranatunga). 

  

 

You can find keys on a key board

but, you cannot find mothers on a mother board

(...... Sunil/Gypsies)