April fool !

Defence Attorney: What is your age?

Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.

Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what
happened to you?

Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my
front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping
up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defence Attorney: Did you know him?

Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defence Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you?

Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.

Defence Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.

Defence Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my
fear Abner passed away some 30 years ago.

Defence Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.

Defence Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Little Old Woman: Hell No, I did not stop him.

Defence Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honour, his rubbing made me feel
all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defence Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just
spread my old legs and said to him, "take me, young man, Take me!"
Defence Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Woman: Hell, no. That's when he yelled, "April
Fool!" And that's when I shot the son of a bitch