A new Army Captain

MA-SL-March 06

A new Army Captain was assigned
to an outfit in a remote African desert.

During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel
hitched up behind the mess tent.

He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, " Well sir, as you know, there are 250
men here on the post, and no women.

And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's why we have the
camel."

The Captain says, " I can't say that I condone this, but I
understand about urges, so the camel can stay."

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own urges.
Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his
tent.
Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder,
pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel.

When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, " Is that how the men do it ? ".

" No, not really, sir ... they usually just ride the camel into town
where the girls are. "