Is your fly open?

A boss walked into the office one morning not realizing that his zipper was undone and his fly wide open.His secretary walked up to him and said,”Boss this morning when you left your house, did you shut your garage door?"This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into  his Office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper  work, he suddenly noticed that his fly was not zipped up.He zipped up  and remembering what his secretary had told him, finally understood. He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary.When he reached her desk, he said, "When you saw the garage door open did you see my jaguar parked in there?"The secretary smiled for a moment and said, "No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Mini with 2 flat tires."