XX - A Mouse & a Lion in a Bar

March 06 - LS - SL

A mouse and a lion walk into a bar, and they're sitting there chugging
away at a few ales when a giraffe walks in.

"Get a load of her," says the mouse, "I fancy that!"

"Well, why not try your luck?" says the lion.

So the mouse goes over to the giraffe and starts talking to her. Within
five minutes they're out the door and gone into the night.

The next day, the lion is in the bar and the mouse staggers in. The
mouse is absolutely ragged, worn out, ruined. The lion helps his pal
up onto a stool, pours a drink down his throat and asks, "What the
hell happened to you? I saw you leave with the giraffe. What happened
after that? Was she all right?"

The mouse says, "Yeah, she was really something else! She invited me
back to her place to spend the night."

"But how come you look like you're so exhausted?" asks the lion.

"Well", says the mouse, "Between the kissing and the screwing, I must
have run a hundred miles!"