Monday, May 22, 2006

...ole wit ....

An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decidedit might be time for marriage. But before tying the knot, they wentout for a heart to heart talk over dinner about whether it wouldreally work out.
They discussed finances, living arrangements, snoring, and so on.
Finally, the gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject oftheir physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.
"Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say that Iwould like it infrequently."The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then looking over hisglasses, he casually asked, "Was that one word or two?