Thursday, May 25, 2006

This is how it happened ...sucker

A "just married" White couple decided to make love
on their wedding night in the hotel.
The wife did not want to get pregnant and requested the
husband to buy condoms from the shop nearby.
When the husband went out, the wife waited anxiously in the
room with all the lights switched off.
The husband had a hard time finding a shop that sold
condoms and when he finally found one, he realized that he
had only one 20 cents coin. He asks the shop owner to sell
him one condom and the shop owner asked him which quality
he wanted.
"The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 cents each.
The black condom, average quality, is 20 cents each.
And the purple condom,highest quality, is 25 cents each."
So the husband took the black condom as he had only 20
cents. While the husband was out, a Black thief came into
the room.
The wife did not notice and thought that it was her
husband. She grabbed the thief and happily started screwing.
The wife was so exhausted that she fell asleep immediately.
When the husband reached the hotel, he found his wife
sleeping. Without a warning, he jumped onto her and started
screwing her vigorously.
The wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic as
she thoroughly enjoyed the session. Nine months later,
the wife gave birth to a Black baby boy. When the boy grew up,
he asked the father. "Papa,why am I Black and you are White?"
The father shouted "You are damn lucky, 5 cents more and
you would have been PURPLE!"