To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the rooftop of his
apartment to work on his tan. Not wanting any tan lines, he sunbathed in the
nude but fell asleep and burned his penis.   Not wanting to miss out on his
date with the hot blonde, he applied some
ointment to his manhood and wrapped it in gauze. The blonde showed up at his
apartment and after dinner they went into the living room to watch a movie.
During the movie, the young man's sunburn began to hurt. After several
minutes of extreme discomfort, he asked to be excused.  A friend had told him
that milk was very effective in reducing sunburn pain.
So he went to the kitchen, poured a tall glass of cold milk, and placed his
sunburned member into the milk. He experienced immediate relief.   The blonde,
wondering what the young man was doing, wandered into the kitchen and found him
with his shaft fully immersed in the glass of milk. With a look of
understanding the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you load those things!"