What is Tension?

A beautiful girl asks lift from you.  On the way she faints and you
take her to hospital.

Doctor says 'Congrats. You are going to become a father.'

THAT'S IT. YOU GET TENSED.

You say – 'But that baby is not mine.'

Girl says – 'he is the father of my baby.'

YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.

Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes.

Which says that you can never become a father.

EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.

Anyhow you thank God and return home.  Then you think,  "At home I
have 2 kids. Whose are those?"