Stupid joke...

  Paddy and Bridgette had just got married.
It was their wedding night in the bridal suite.
Bridgette was lying on her back on the bed in an incredible shimmering
silky negligee whimpering,
"Take me Paddy. Take me now!"
Paddy (having been a good Catholic boy) was a virgin and didn't have
the faintest idea what to do next.
Suddenly, he had a brilliant idea.
He dashed out of the room and went to reception to ring his mum for advice.
Her advice was to put the hardest part of his body into where Bridgette pees.
Paddy was a bit dubious about this but his mother assured him that
Bridget would love it.
Paddy came back in to the bedroom triumphantly, asked Bridget if she was ready.
Bridgette shouted,
"Yes, Yes, I'm ready!"
Then she watched in amazement as Paddy ran into the bathroom and put
his head down the toilet.