XXX - Raunchy

Judge: So, when did you realize that you were raped?
Prostitute: When the cheque bounced!

What's fashion designing?
Too many brains, with too many ideas working on too little pieces of cloth...
just to cover two little tits of a model...

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Meena First Class in Bed...

BAR & BRA... Wonder what it's about these three letters
that both induce sudden desire & thirst, anytime you see them open...

A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note.
You don't know how many have handled it but you still want to have it...

Q: What's the difference between good & bad gals?
A: Good gals loosen a few buttons when it is hot!
Bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!

AND THE BEST ONE.

Why did English teacher slap Johnnie?
Because,Johnnie asked her:
Why Bra is singular when it covers two but panties plural ?