HILARIOUS

Larry and Earl wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00
between them.

Larry said, 'Hang on, I have an idea.'

He went to the butcher shop next door and came out with one large sausage.

Scott said, 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all'.

Larry replied, 'Don't worry just follow me'.

They went into a pub where Larry immediately ordered two double shots
of Jack Daniels.

Scott said, 'Now you have lost it. Do you know how much trouble we
will be in? We haven't any money to pay for this!'

Larry replied with a smile, 'Don't worry I have a plan. Cheers!'

They downed their drinks.

Larry said 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get
down on your knees and put it in your mouth.'

Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them
out. They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk,
all for free.

At the tenth bar, Scott said, 'Larry - I don't think I can do this
anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!

LARRY SAID, 'HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL? I LOST THE SAUSAGE AT THE THIRD BAR!'