Sending out laundry

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local
Chinese Laundry,

So she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of
soiled clothes:

"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the

Results, so the following week she enclosed another note:

"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean
laundry was delivered, it contained a note from HIM:

"I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!!

"USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!"