Choice of Drink

A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to
Melbourne, Australia. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were
taken. The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and
placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be tied up and savagely raped by a
dozen blonde whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Aussie then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and
said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."