No Parking

Little Gisbourne and Little Harriet play on the swing every day after school.

One day, little Gisby goes home after school and asks his dad ,
"What's this thing between my legs, daddy?" His father replies,
"That's your truck, son.

You can park that in any girl's garage." !

The very same day, Little Harriet goes home and asks her mother,
"Mommy, what's this between my legs?"
Her mother smiles and replies, "That is your garage honey.
No girl should let anyone park his truck in her garage , unless it
is her husband." !

Both of the kids go to school the next day and like always, they play
on the swing set afterwards.

Then Harriet goes home after a while, and her mother is shocked to see
blood all over her face and clothes.

"Harriet, dear, what happened??" ... she cried.
"Oh nothing , mom.

Gisbourne tried to park his truck in my garage, so I bit off his two
back tyres!!"