XX- Jest for a laugh!

Some are a little raunchy..do not read if ur a prude..

DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY

Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Be'cos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady I'll turn into stone.
A part of me is getting hard already!

NAMES OF WIVES
A M***y man had 4 wives, and he called his...
4th wife..... Baby doll
3rd wife.....China doll
2nd wife.....Barbie doll
1st wife..... Panadol !

HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name.....
The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country
And his mistress ask him
"is it In Dear?"...

A**B MAN
An A**b was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
'Your name please.'?
"Abdel Aziz "
"Sex? "
"Six times a week!! "
"No, no, I mean male or female! "
"Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !"

SERVICE
Sex is like a restaurant.
Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and
Sometimes you have to be
Satisfied with self-service"

HAPPY MAN
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
Son on the cover of sports illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of playboy
And ..
Wife on the cover of "missing persons"

GOOD AMBITION
Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where you can tell a woman to take
Off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

DENTIST
Woman complaining to dentist:
"It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed."
Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly."

VIRGIN
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. Wanted her
Tombstone to read :
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED "

OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 year old man got married to a 15 year girl.
On their first night both were crying - why???
Coz she didn't know anything,
And he had forgotten everything.