Air Travel

A devout non-drinker was seated next to an Scotsman on a flight from
Singapore to Glasgow.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Scot asked for a Double whisky, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the other if he would like a drink. He
replied in disgust, 'I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores
than let liquor touch my lips.'

The Scot then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, 'Me
too, I didn't know we had a choice.'