APPLES & WINE

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at
the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good
ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
sometimes take the apples from
the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples
at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality,
they're amazing. They just have
to wait for the right man to come along, the one who
is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as
grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they
turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.