God and the Harley

A man riding on his Harley was riding along a California
beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head
and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you
have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to
Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord
said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the
enormous challenges for that undertaking; the supports
required reaching the bottom of the Pacific, and the
concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust
several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me
to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more
time and think of something that could help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said
"Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women;
I want to know how she feels inside, what she is thinking
when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what
she means when she says nothings wrong, and how can I make
a woman truly happy?"

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that
bridge?"