Straight from Home!

Uduruwana Special!

This is the dialog between udurawana and the interviewer, when
udurawana faced an interview.

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Udurawana : 13th October
Which year?
Udurawana : EVERY YEAR

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Manager asked Udurawana at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Udurawana replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.

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After returning back from a foreign trip, Udurawana asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Udurawana : In London a lady asked me "Are you a foreigner?"

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked Udurawana "Any great man born in this
village???"
Udurawana : no sir, only small Babies!!!
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In the university, lecturer asked to write a note on "Buddha Jayanthi"
So Udurawana writes, "Buddha was born in India & was a great
Philosopher ,
but I don't know who is Jayanthi.

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Udurawana was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one
leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and
told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same.
At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't
walk.

Suddenly Udurawana said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four
legs, it becomes deaf.
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On a political rally Udurawana was arrested.
Why???
A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did it..

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When Udurawana was traveling with his wife in a three wheeler , the
driver adjusted mirror.
Udurawana shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will
drive.

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Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how
will you escape?
Udurawana : its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!