XX - An 11th Commandment

During a recent Directors meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter
concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton has brought about
the need for an eleventh commandment.

They worked long and hard in a brainstorming session to try to settle
on the wording of the new commandment, because they realized that it should
have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten. They began
their brain-storming and came up with the 11th.

After many revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh
commandment should be:
"Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."