China man

A young Chinese couple working in a restaurant gets married. She's a virgin.

Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their

wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in

the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he

whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I

give you anyting you wan, I do anyting - juss anyting you wan. You juss ask.

Whatchu wan?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he

hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her

request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try something I have

heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69."

More thoughtful silence follows, this time from him. Eventually, in a

puzzled tone he asks her.............

"Aha, you want... Garric Chicken with Corrifrowa?"