Fwd: You have to laugh

A priest says to his friend, the rabbi, that he has a perfect way of
eating for free in restaurants. "I go in at well past 9 o'clock in the
evening, eat several courses slowly, linger over coffee, port and a
cigar. Come 2 o'clock , as they are clearing everything away, I just
keep sitting there until eventually a waiter comes up and asks me to
pay. Then I say: 'I've already paid your colleague who has left.'
Because I am a man of the cloth, they take my word for it, and I
leave."
The rabbi is impressed, and says: "Let's try it together this
evening." So the priest books them into a restaurant and come 2
o'clock they are both still quietly sitting there after a very full
meal.Sure enough,a waiter comes over and asks them to pay.The priest
just says: "I've already paid your colleague who has left."
And the rabbi adds: "And we are still waiting for the change!"