Fwd: A little boy ...
A little boy returning home from his first day at the new school
Said to his mother, "Mom, what's sex ?"
His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories,
Gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject.
When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrolment form which
He had brought home from school and said,
"Yes, I knew all that, but how am I going to get all that into this
one little square?"