Fwd: Politically and totally incorrect...from MICHAEL

A GOVERNMENT SURVEY HAS SHOWN THAT 91% OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS COME TO
BRITAIN SO THAT THEY CAN SEE THEIR OWN DOCTOR.


I'VE JUST FITTED STROBE LIGHTS IN THE BEDROOM. IT MAKES THE WIFE LOOK
LIKE SHE'S MOVING DURING SEX.


A MUSLIM HAS DIED WHILST TRAINING TO BE A SKYDIVER. THE " BRITISH
NATIONAL PARTY SCHOOL OF DIVING" SAID THEY HAD NO IDEA WHY HIS SNORKEL
AND FLIPPERS DID NOT OPEN.


Such an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman its
considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man it's
£2.50 per min (charges may vary). _



Just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and the wife.
Bound to end in tears though, she's crap at snooker. _


GOT A NEW JACK RUSSELL PUP TODAY, HE'S MAINLY BLACK AND BROWN WITH
JUST A SMALL WHITE AREA. I'VE CALLED HIM LONDON .


IF YOU GET AN EMAIL TELLING YOU THAT YOU CAN CATCH SWINE FLU FROM TINS
OF HAM THEN DELETE IT. IT'S PROBABLY SPAM.



THEY SAY THAT SEX IS THE BEST FORM OF EXERCISE. CORRECT ME IF I'M
WRONG BUT I DON'T THINK 2 MINUTES AND 15 SECONDS EVERY 3 MONTHS IS
GOING TO SHIFT THIS BEER BELLY.