Fwd: Home Truths...! - Very true

1.How BEDROOM smells


After MARRIAGE:

1st 3 yrs---Perfumes, Flowers,Chocolate,Fruits..
After 3 yrs---Baby powder,Johnson's, Baby creams, Lotions,Baby oils..,
After 15 yrs---Zandu Balm,Vicks,Iodex,Relispray..
After 40 yrs---Agarbatti..., incense.



2. Four stages of marriage:


Mad for each other,
Made for each other,
Mad at each other
Mad because of each other



3. What's Marriage?


Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense...!



4. Definition Of Happy Couple -


HE Does What SHE Wants...
SHE Does What SHE Wants.



5. Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.


Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband!!!



6. Mistakes

Shakespear:

'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."-


Shakespear's Wife:

"Laughing At Your Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten Your Life."-