Fwd: Redneck Pregnancy
A redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him, "Congratulations, your
wife has had quintuplets, five big baby boys."
The redneck said, "I'm not surprised. I have a penis the size of a chimney."
The nurse replied, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned. They're
all black."