XX - Holy Soap

Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step
into the showers before they realize there is no soap.

Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering
to dress.

He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to he showers.
He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way.
Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like
he's&nbs p;a
statue.

The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun
suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a
bar of soap.

"Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser". To test her theory
the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second
bar of soap.

Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and
three times but nothing happens. So she gives sev eral more tugs, then
yells

. . . "Holy Mary, Mother of God, hand lotion too!!!"