GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half
wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone
with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging; but still
warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and
all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost some wars, won
some great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and
proud.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are
now largely un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Off the beaten path, with a mysterious
past and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only those with
an adventurous spirit and a thirst for knowledge and true love dare
visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick.