XX - A bird in the BUSH

There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on the beach. He saw a little
girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he
was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "what do you have
under the newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird." The
girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in
the hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened.
The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little
girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off and the next thing I
know is I'm here." The police went to the beach, found the little
girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?"

After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with
his bird and it spit on me. So, I broke its neck, cracked its eggs,
and set its nest on fire!"

Moral of the story....................A bird in the BUSH should be
kept in proper WRAPS !!