Dying Wish - Italian style.

An old Italian Mafia "Don" is dying and he calls his grandson to his
bed."Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver
so you always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howz about you leava me your
Rolex watch instead?"
"Shuddup an'a lissin. Somma day you gonna runna DA business. You gonna
have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a bigga home and maybe a couple a
bambinos.Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find your wife inna
bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then ... Pointa to you watch
and say, "Times up"?