Quality Service at Tesco

A man was in a long line at his local Tesco store. As he got to the
check out he realised he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the
checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.

She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't
know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She reached over the
counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of
large condoms, Checkout 5."

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us,
was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the check out, he told the
girl that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could
have some brought to the check out for him. She asked him what size,
and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He
did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One
box of medium-sized condoms, Checkout 5."

A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen
was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a
live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the check
out he told the girl he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and
he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She
reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze then picked up the
intercom and said.................

(you'll love this one....................)

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"Mop and bucket to Checkout 5"